Monto Song

MONTO


Well, if you've got a wing-o, take her up to Ring-o
Where the waxies sing-o, all the day.
If you've had your fill of porter
And you can't go any further
Give your man the order: back to the Quay!

CHORUS
And take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto,
Take her up to Monto, langeroo - To you!

You've heard of the Duke of Gloucester
The dirty old imposter
He got a mot and lost her, up the Furry Glen
He first put on his bowler
And he buttoned up his trousers
And he whistled for a growler
And he says, 'My man' Take me up to etc.

You've heard of the Dublin Fusileers
The dirty old bamboozileers
They went and got the childer, one, two, three
Oh, marching from the Linen Hall
There's one for every cannonball
And Vick's going to send them all
O'er the sea
But first go up to etc.

Now when the Czar of Russia and the King of Prussia
Landed in the Phoenix Park, in a big balloon
They asked the polismen to play
'The wearing of the green'
But the buggers in the depot didn't know the tune
So they both went up to etc.

Now the Queen she came to call on us
She wanted to see all of us
I'm glad she didn't fall on us, she's eighteen stone.
'Mister Melord the Mayor' says she
'Is this all you've got to show me?
'Why, no ma'am, there's some more to see
Pog mo thoin
And he took her up to etc

Hear The Dubliners Sing Take Her Up To Monto For You
Explanations of the Song - Take Her Up to Monto

Well, if you've got a wing-o,
Take her up to Ring-o
Ringsend

Ringsend is a Southside inner suburb of Dublin, Ireland. It is located on the south bank of the River Liffey, about three kilometres east of the city centre, and is the southern side of the East-Link Bridge
 
Where the waxies sing-o all the day;
If you've had your fill of porter
Porter (beer)

Porter was a cheaper version of Guinness, made especially for dockers and porters, who drank it all day long. 

And you can't go any further
Give your man the order: "Back to the Quay!"

And take her up to Monto
Monto

Monto was the nickname for a one-time notorious red light district in Dublin, the capital of Ireland . The name is derived from Montgomery Street , which runs parallel to the lower end of Talbot Street towards what is now Connolly Station.

Monto, Monto
Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo,
To you!

The dirty Duke of Gloucester
Duke of Gloucester

Duke of Gloucester is a British royal title. The present duke is one of the wealhiest men in the UK. I don'y think that the Duke had anything unusual to do with Dublin but his title gives a great ryme for imposter. The expression "his moth" is Dublinese for girlfriend.


The dirty old impostor
Took his mot and lost her, up the Furry Glen.
He first put on his bowler
And he buttoned up his trousers,
And he whistled for a growler
Hansom cab

A hansom cab is a kind of horse-drawn carriage designed and patented in 1834 by Joseph Hansom, an architect from York. The vehicle was developed and tested by Hansom in Hinckley, Leicestershire, England....
 and he said, "My man!"

Take me up to Monto, Monto, Monto
Take me up to Monto, lan-ge- roo,
To you!

You see the Dublin Fusiliers,
The dirty old bamboozlers,
They went and got the childer, one, two, three.
Marching from the Linen Hall
There's one for every cannonball,
And Vicky
Victoria of the United Kingdom

Victoria was from 20 June 1837 the Queen regnant of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and from 1 May 1876 the first Empress of India of the British Raj until her death....
's going to send them all, o'er the sea.

But first go up to Monto, Monto, Monto
First go up to Monto, lan-ge- roo,
To you!

Now when the Tsar of Russia
And the King of Prussia
Prussia

Prussia was, most recently, a historic state originating out of the Duchy of Prussia and the Margraviate of Brandenburg. This state had for centuries substantial influence on Germany and European history....
 
Landed in the Phoenix
Phoenix Park

The Phoenix Park is the largest enclosed urban public park in Europe located 3 km to the north west of Dublin city centre in Ireland. It measures , with a walled circumference of 16 km that contains large areas of grassland and tree-lined avenues....
 in a big balloon,
They asked the police band
To play "The Wearin' of the Green
The Wearing of the Green

"The Wearing of the Green" is an anonymously-penned Irish street ballad dating to 1798. The context of the song is the repression around the time of the Irish Rebellion of 1798.
 

But the buggers in the depot didn't know the tune.

So they both went up to Monto, Monto, Monto
Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo,
To you!

The Queen
Victoria of the United Kingdom

Victoria ....
 she came to call on us,
She wanted to see all of us
I'm glad she didn't fall on us, she's eighteen stone.
"Mister Me Lord Mayor," says she,
"Is this all you've got to show me?"
"Why, no ma'am there's some more to see, Póg mo thóin!"

A group called Pogue Ma Hone had a hit in the UK and were scheduled to appear on the very popular BBC TV Show - Top of The Tops. An inquisitive Producer called the newsroom in the Irish National TV Station, RTE - to find out what the Irish exression meant. He was told it meant "kiss my **s*.

They group went on to headline the show as the Pogues.

And he took her up Monto, Monto, Monto
Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo,
To you!